McRib and McFries
Babies love sucking things, sure. And Anna is no exception, except she tends to masticate with a certain amount of gusto. Earlier on when she didn’t have the coordination to relibably get her hand into her mouth, she would just gnaw at her forearm. We took to calling it the McRib. Then she discovered she had a tongue and started chewing that with regularity, and continues to do so. We didn’t manage to come up with a hilarious-but-copyright-infringing name for it. And most recently she has been sucking on her index and middle fingers (simultaneously). We’ve taken to calling these the McFries.
Please don’t sue me.